愚人節英語笑話

1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了嗎)

tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)

答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎麼拼?

e were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中