關於愚人節的笑話（精選12篇）

關於愚人節的笑話 篇1

1、愚人節那天

室友的女朋友跟他説：“我們分手吧！‘”

室友：“好，我早想分手了！”

晚上打電話，無人接聽

第二天，在校門口看到她牽着別人的手

這貨現在再也不相信女人了……

2、某一天，一個逗比的女友要來看他。女友：“我要給你一個驚喜！”逗比：“什麼驚喜？”“我在你剛剛喝的那杯酒裏放了痿哥，”“嘿嘿嘿，親愛的，你好調皮哦。”“可是……”逗比問：“怎麼了？”“今天大姨媽來看我了……”

3、那天愚人節，平時從不點名的老師突然點名了。

有同學偷偷的掏手機準備通風報信，老師看到了很開心的説：“你儘管打吧，看誰信你。”

4、今天4月1日愚人節，就發短信給女朋友説分手吧，女朋友馬上回覆了好。然後…………就沒有然後了。

5、某一年的愚人節來着，課間休息來着，學習委睡着了，然後就有個同學跟他説，剛輔導員找他，讓他通知班上的同學，下午的課不用上了，這貨也是睡迷糊了，當場發了飛信通知全班下午不用上課。結果，下午，任課老師對着空教室傻眼了，通知了輔導員，大怒。

6、有天晚上逃課去上網，騎同學車去的。去時，我問：“車子有電嗎？”他説：“有”TMD誰能想到回去時我是推了多久的車嗎？説好不是愚人節不整人的

7、愚人節那天，我想愚弄一下我的老婆，我就假裝我的經理給我的老婆打電話，我説：小玉，週末我會安排你老公出差，你要做好心理準備哦。我老婆來了一句：死鬼，我還不知道你想幹嘛。週末我就在家等你，要早點來哦。此刻，我拔腿就衝出辦公室……

8、有一對情侶，男的就特別呆木的那種。一天男的問女的説：“你喜歡什麼東西啊？”女的心理竊喜了一下想，難道這呆瓜知道明天是我生日，要送我生日禮物啦~女的説“只要有毛毛的東西我都喜歡”。到了第二天，男的神神祕祕把女孩叫進了房間。接着在女孩的手上放了一條毛毛蟲，那個尖叫啊！我想説哥們，你女朋友生日那天剛好是愚人節吧！

9、愚人節那天，小王就跑醫院去啦，説自己頭疼欲裂，胸悶喘不上氣來，腿疼胳膊疼，反正説自己哪裏都疼，把醫生好一頓忙活，最後給他做了一次全身檢查，心電圖、腦CT、核磁共振啥滴做了個遍，醫生一看哪都沒事，很是茫然納悶，正納悶呢，小王破口大笑：“哈哈哈哈，醫生我的騙你滴，愚人節快樂！”

完了醫生很嚴肅滴説：“嗯，愚人節快樂，這是您的賬單，一共5888！”

小王一臉黑線……

10、有誰比我糗嗎？中午和一羣領導聊天，突然收到哥們微信視頻信息、打開視頻是一段新聞、正當我很認真的看新聞的時候情況出現了，尼瑪死我都能聽的出是波多野潔衣熟悉的慘叫聲！愚人節不是過了嗎？

關於愚人節的笑話 篇2

1、每年4.1我過生日，我跟別人説“今天我生日，晚上請大家吃飯。”他們都不信。

2、教你怎麼畫自畫像：首先在紙上寫下你的名字，在第一個字上面寫M，下面寫W，左邊寫E，在最後一個字下面寫W，右邊寫Q，再用弧線把字母連起來，怎麼樣，很像吧！你好帥哦！！！

3、愚人節到了，大家能不能玩點有些技術含量的，例如給我充一百塊錢話費讓我猜猜誰充的，給我寄一箱好吃的讓我猜猜誰給的，把蘋果6S。Plus放在我口袋裏讓我猜猜誰幹的，拿一摞大鈔扔我讓我猜猜誰砸的，這些都是可以的，年輕人不要老是一成不變的套路，要有創新精神，明天我不希望看到你們毫無長進！

4、妹妹：姐夫，我今天終於能估計勇氣和你説這句話了。

姐夫：是嗎？別讓你姐聽到！説吧！

妹妹：姐夫，愚人節快樂！

姐夫……

5、很久很久以前，有一個老漁夫帶着他孫子出海捕魚，沒想到碰上了海嘯，孫子很擔心，就對他爺爺説：“爺爺要颳大風了，我們回去吧。”

可是他爺爺不答應：“乖孫啊，爺爺什麼風浪沒見過，一定會沒事的。”

話音剛落，一個巨浪打來，把划船的槳打斷了。

於是爺爺説：“乖孫啊，槳完了。”（拿去講給你的好友聽吧！）

6、男子撿到神燈，召喚出燈神。燈神：“今天是愚人節，許願要説反話才能實現喲”

男子：“神啊，請讓我成為世界上最醜最窮最衰永遠沒人愛的人吧～”

燈神：“好的。騙到你了哈哈～”

7、女友是個波霸，我開玩笑問她：“裏面的不會都是硅膠吧？”

她點點頭説：“是呀！”

看我臉都白了，她大笑着安慰我説：“今天是愚人節，我騙你的啦！其實那是用我自己脂肪做的，我以前是男人的時候比較胖。”

8、聽説今天愚人節！我第一時間給老闆打電話説：老闆我不幹了！

老闆：等下來財務部吧工資結一下。

我：老闆愚人節快樂！

老闆：我不過愚人節，你還是來把你工資結了吧！

我該腫麼辦，誰有什麼辦法幫幫我，急，在線等……

9、愚人節，同學把我手機裏我喜歡的女生的號碼改成他的…然後給我發短信，説要和我談對象…給我激動的上課時候跑到操場狂奔了好久…然後去女生班級找女生，被人家一頓羞辱就回來了…我還能説什麼，交友不慎阿…

10、早上領導把我叫到辦公室，讓我馬上收拾東西去南京參加表彰大會。現在我在往南京的汽車上，收到領導的短信“愚人節快樂！”我……

關於愚人節的笑話 篇3

-What the day is it today?

-Today is April fools'day.

-Oh!you are wrong today is March the you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.

-Oh!it is really April fools'day.

-Haha!you were cheated!

關於愚人節的笑話 篇4

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "

關於愚人節的笑話 篇5

A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(騾子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws "

關於愚人節的笑話 篇6

Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

關於愚人節的笑話 篇7

Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!

關於愚人節的笑話 篇8

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?

The wife: Very good, thank you.

The husband: And, what happened to my present?

The wife: Which present?

The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?

The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

關於愚人節的笑話 篇9

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks(打) him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races(賽馬), Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(打，俚語) him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "

關於愚人節的笑話 篇10

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

關於愚人節的笑話 篇11

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

關於愚人節的笑話 篇12

Wife to husband: you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss.

Husband: piss on him! Wife: you did and he fired you!

Husband: fuck him!

Wife: I did and you can go back to work tomorrow.